May 2012
4 posts
王老师：What is in your backpack？
Spencer：我不知道。
“Good, 50%, that’s an… F.”
– Jamie Murray
“Anyone know how to illegally download music off the internet?”
– Dan Payne
“Logan did good on the test, he did good, but not very good.”
– 王老师
April 2012
2 posts
“Guys, I lost my Taliban flash cards!”
– Olivia Patterson
“Oh, yeah! I am so high right now!”
– Jamie Murray
February 2012
2 posts
“Something interesting.”
– Jamie Murray
“Blaze the weed up in here!”
– Gabe Andrade
January 2012
3 posts
Eli: Find the porn folder.
Xavi: Switch computers.
“You think you can beat me up? I won a contest on NPR!”
– Paul Feig
“I just remembered something: I’m the police, and you both definitely need...”
– LoadingReadyRun
December 2011
11 posts
“Who the hell is Chris Reed?”
– Brandon Spars
“Stevo, the problem with you is I associate you with the Raiders now, and the...”
– Brandon Spars
“By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains...”
– Richard Dawkins
“Fuck cancer. Seriously.”
– Randall Munroe
“What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence.”
– Christopher Hitchens
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
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“Those who feel the need to achieve have yet to conquer themselves.”
– Chris Reed
“Everyone has a tumblr!”
– Squid Tamar-Mattis
“Religion is the opiate of the masses.”
– Karl Marx 